‘The Other Room’ Is For Knacking
So, few days ago, social media space went agog about a speech, or would I say, about the way our darling president answered a question in Germany, in the presence of some heavy weights in the world. What happened? The president’s wife granted an interview to BBC Hausa service where she went all out to air her mind on how the country is being run by the president and how the so called ‘Aso Cabal’ has hijacked the running of Nigeria from the President. Well, that’s not new to us. We’ve been hearing of the Cabals for as long as I can remember in our young democratic dispensation.
The president wasn’t too pleased with the interview his wife granted and he quickly gave his own piece during the question and answer segment in Germany. He said “My wife belongs to the kitchen, the living room and the other room”. That singular answer brought about the famous ‘The Other Room’ phrase that has been trending for days now and will trend for more days. I dey wait to attend any show because I know our spontaneous comedians must use that to crack some hot jokes! Our president didn’t mention ‘bedroom’ or will I say he was shy to say the word ‘bedroom’? Whichever way it was, it birthed the famous ‘The Other Room’ phrase which is far different from any other room in the house.
What do you do in The Other Room if not the bedroom? Let me break it down in bits and in a light manner to make it easier and simpler for those who don’t know what a four-walled room is called or what is done in that room.
Oya make we begin. Simply put, ‘The Other Room’ is for knacking. Have you ever been caught up in the heat of the moment when you had no time to get into the bedroom? Then you know what the other room is for, because you can quickly get it done in that room which is not the bedroom.
I saw so many female activists coming out to throw tantrums and some even rained insults on the Presido, saying all sorts about how gender equality is the order of the day and how females are ruling the world…..bla bla bla. The truth is that ‘The Other Room’ is to further explore your sexual ability with your madam. Pardon me, I’m going to go raw, so if you are a pastor or an imam, kindly close this and move on to the next thing.
Staying in the bedroom for years can kill your sexual life but having that ‘Other Room’ will further boost your sexual life because that room is not the conventional type of room where you simply do mama and papa, popularly called the Missionary Style. In ‘The Other Room’, you can do ‘snake in the monkey shadow’ style, ‘touch your toe’ style, ‘wheel barrow’ style; if that’s not enough, further bend your body to about 270 degrees and give the arc/almost circle style to get deep penetration and all other funny and difficult styles. One good thing I discovered about ‘The Other Room’ is that partners actually love it there. Now the big question is, where is this so called ‘The Other Room’?
To my understanding, ‘The Other Room’ can be anywhere in the house aside the bedroom. Yes, you heard me right!!! Anywhere……the toilet, bathroom, store room, garage etc so long it’s not the bedroom. Why do they love it in ‘The Other Room’?
Many people have been living in denial of their sexual life and the fantasy they dream about. Having an archaic or boring sexual life can really mar your love life with your spouse but spicing it all up with ‘The Other Room’ fantasy can breathe fresh air into your love life as a couple and that will really make you glow in so much sparkle like a kid that took first position in his new class.
As a couple, don’t box yourself up and live in the stereotype life of old customs or live in the traditional status quo of sexual affinity. It doesn’t matter what you do, so long you’re doing it in the comfort of ‘The Other Room’ enclosed in the four walls of your comfort zone, then enjoy it to the fullest and give yourselves that sexual orgasmic feeling that takes both of you to the galaxy and back.
Me as I dey like this, I no blame anybody or any side for coming out to air their minds. Naija politics need serious moments to give us some relaxing pills hence ‘The Other Room’. I no even know say old people sef too like ‘The Other Room’ parole, using it as a means to catch their spouse’s attention. That makes sense Mehn; giving us a world headline to call the attention of the other party on ignoring ‘The Other Room’ duties.
I have said mine o. A word is enough for the wise. Better take ‘The Other Room’ discussion and activities serious so that you won’t have your partner calling you out in public since you’ve forgotten your Other Room duties.
Yinka Ayinla is a media personality. An unserious entertainment writer. A brand/celeb PR expert. The convener of Basketball Meets Music!!!